Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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