I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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