You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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