how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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