Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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