I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
