so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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