Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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