You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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