please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
where does the pee come out of this thing
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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