Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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