Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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