She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
