i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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