Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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