I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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