Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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