I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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