Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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