i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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