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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?

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Stay away from his face.

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so i go for his dick?

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(410): View more from Maryland

it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER

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(734): View more from Michigan

dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks

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(859): View more from Kentucky

i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes

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(850): View more from Florida

does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?

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(302): View more from Delaware

He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.

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(219): View more from Indiana

He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.

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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.

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