I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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