Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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