talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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