Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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