I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I have post one night stand depression
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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