does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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