just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I think I just sharted jello shots
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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