morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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