you would pick up someone in the library
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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