Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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