That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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