Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The best revenge is premature balding
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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