Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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