Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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