But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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