is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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