I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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