So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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