worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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