I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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