The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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