Where is the hickey?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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