that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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