Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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