let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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