I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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