We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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