Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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