i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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