Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria