By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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