doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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