Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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