Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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